Monday, January 07, 2008

Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

JEEBUS!!! I'm not going to dilly dally. I'm just going to get straight to the funny.

Don Imus



He Is:

The Disc jockey and humorist whose comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team in 2007 led to the name "Imus" being mentioned on a college campus for the first time in 35 years.

Looks Like:

Someone who has lived with the same woman of color she met while working at San Mateo Y in 1962.


Roger Ebert



He Is:

Pulitzer prize-winning columnist and film critic. Screenwriter whose films include Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Looks Like:

A late 1950s feminist who currently designs non-gender specific lingerie and underwear.


Masi Oka



He is:

Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).

Looks Like:

An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.


Dana Carvey



He Is:

Comic. Actor. Drummer. Impersonator of the President Bush with more successful foreign policy. In 1990s, he partnered with fellow SNL alum and man who looks like an old (or middle-aged) lesbian, Mike Myers, in a series of successful films about life in the suburbs.

Looks Like:

The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats.


Rick James



He Was:

Musician. Famously sampled funk legend. Freak with supposed super abilities. Fan of hair extensions. Troubled individual.

Looks Like:

A person who reportedly married lesbian comic who goes by the single name "Margaret."


See the rest of them here.

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