Why be cotton, when you can be leather?

I would never quit this job!

Only one can win, only one can win. O-o-only!

Thanks Onotse for the giggles

She thinks she’s tailgating.

For the past hour or so, I’ve been vandalizing the internet. So far, I’ve given Remy Ma a penis, turned Hillary Clinton into a freak, and given Obama boobs and a possible third eye. Atmosphere’s new site http://www.paintthatshitgold.com/ plays into my addiction to procrastination and dirty pictures. The site is really simple. You enter in a site that you want to tag, select which part of the site you want to tag once it load, and then decorate the picture to your liking using the tools at the top right. I made a couple of pictures, but I’ll share my only PG-13 creation.  Click the image to take you to the larger picture:

It’s time to paint that shit GOLD!

Hitllary explodes over her impending loss to Barack Obama.

Hillary-ty!

What do you see in this picture? Click the image to enlarge.

You’re not a kid anymore!

Mick Ross-Everyday I’m Hungry

How did I miss this gem? This is fugging hilarious!

The Boys-Your Mama’s On Crack Rocks

She’s shifty as hell!

I thought I was the only one who noticed that the Everest College commercials were instrusive and scandalous. He pretty much is telling you for 40 seconds that you ain’t shit and your lazy.

Check out this Everest College commercial spoof from WhiteWood Films. Hilarious!